February 2012
annawintour:
people who don’t clear unused seconds on the microwave
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
hahahahahaha
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
Anonymous asked: was that you on fuckyeahtattoos?
breadsticksfanfic:
deletes blog
logs into friends’ blogs to talk to other people
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant